"IN YOUR BAG"

Many, many parents will relate to this entry as I tell tales of the green sandwiches and sloppy bananas which seemed to breed in the bottom of your school bag. And, what's more, (I hate to tell those parents of today's schoolchildren) it didn't really stop until you left school.
Your school bag had to be thrown away after you finished school as I couldn't seem to get rid of the 'mouldy' smell.
We rarely knew about things happening in your secondary school life as those furry, once-edible creatures that lived in your school bag would devour any notices you were given. They were truly irresponsible little monsters!

When you packed for your stays at 383 you would shove things 'in your bag' in order of priority. The list went as follows:

1. Phone charger
2. Cookie dough
3. Doritos
4. Frozen pizzas
5. Other food items
6. Jocks
7. Socks
8. A change of clothes
9. Doona

You have to get your priorities right!!!