"MOVEMENT"

You weren't the fastest basketballer on the team but boy, could you jump?!!! Your standing jump was amazing! You were always an asset on the basketball team because you were so tall, you were so accurate and you could jump to even greater heights beneath the ring. Therefore, you were often one of the top scorers. With Joe's speed and your accuracy, the game was always good to watch.
At Primary school you would always score really well in the 'beep' tests but, in particular, the standing jump.
You loved sport and anything to do with throwing. You were quite good at throwing things at windows, skimming stones on Dad's fishing trips, doing detention for your accuracy with bits of tan-bark and hitting the bulls-eye on a dart board.
You could move on all fours with lightning speed when playing on the floor with Snoop.
But, if I asked you to do anything with a hint of housework in it, your 'movements' were quite slow. Your usual verbal response was, "Bit busy at the moment!" when it was quite obvious that the 'busy-ness' consisted of playing computer games or watching TV!